This is the part of the site where you might expect something written in the 3rd person that delves into as much as possible in about 30 to 45 words or so. How am I doing? Before I jump into the meat of things, let me say that I've written at least 500 bios for other people since November 2000, when I landed my first job in an advertising agency. Funny thing about the experience is that, on the day they fired me (less than a year later), I swore up and down that I would "never work in advertising again." Yet here I am, still working in the realm of brand, while the agency has mysteriously disappeared from the web. Weird.